i own a cafe.

   in my cafe live:
   
   one human. me.
   
   in the closet, three fruit bats. when i open the
   door, they fly around.
   
   in the wall, one crab. if you sit with your back
   against the wall, he'll reach out and pinch you.
   i feed him pinas.
   
   under the stairs, one large iguana. hence the
   old name of the cafe, "cafe guana".
   
   throughout the cafe, countless geckos. they like
   the light. hence the new name of the cafe, "cafe
   gecko".
   
   in the pantry, one rat. we don't talk about him.
   
   and as i discovered last night, while brushing
   my teeth, in the ceiling of my kitchen, one
   SIX-FOOT BOA CONSTRICTOR.


   
   ..um. does anyone know if she could eat me?